Stand Up Jokes

Me, in Flash format, telling some rather bad jokes.

Friday Jokes

I used to do a regular Friday joke for work and several websites. They're basically the worst jokes I can think of then knocked up quickly at work during a lunch time. I ran it for just under two years right up until my work computer died and I had to reinstall everything and couldn't find the Photoshop CD to put back on it.

The Gallery

And here's some of the Flash ones I did.

Sid The Spider

The on going adventures Sid The Spider

How Stuff Works

How things really work

The Internet

Other Stuff

Music Critic - A 6FM disgruntled fan takes it to far. Ouchie.

Yeah he shot me for real in the head. It was only a bb gun but it really hurt. The gun was ment to be empty but it wasn't. Luckily a lot of beer had been drunk which hardend my already Wolverine like resistance to pain. Remember kids don't use guns.

Beer Drinking - A short Sketch about the beer drinking

I'd had a wee drinkypoo and got suspicious of my beer. It was looking at me funny, like it was getting the last laugh. So I decided to make this short sketch to raise awareness of the folly of taunting beer.